We’re generally fans of GQ here at FreddieBlack, but sometimes we ask ourselves what the hell they’re thinking. One such occasion came when we were flipping through this month’s issue with the Taylor Lautner cover and came across their swim trunks feature. Not only did the suits highlighted border on Dolce&Gabanna/ Calvin Klein ad homoeroticism, but it is also is clear that anyone in lesser physical shape than Mehcad Brooks would look completely foolish in most of the trunks. So Freddie decided to show you a few of his favorites and we’re sure there is something in here for everyone.

Quiksilver OG Scalloped Boardshort

With a retro feeling, this boardshort is still riding the wave of a few years ago. Unlike many of the crazy Mountain Dew fluorescents that were so popular circa 2008, the simple black and purple of this suit make it timeless. Best for a wearer with a good tan or and olive or darker complexion. Available through the Quiksilver website.

Ralph Lauren 5″ Seersucker Swim Boxer

Channel your inner Jay Gatsby with these vintage-style swim boxers. With a 5″ inseam. these swimmies are slightly longer and more forgiving than the Quiksilver pair. They will work with a variety of skin tones and body shapes. All American, apple pie, crab cakes on the West Egg kinda shit. RalphLauren.com.

Tommy Bahama Risky Business Swim Trunks

As we mentioned before not every dude looks like an olympic athlete, but what we didn’t mention is that every guy should have the confidence of one. The is a great option for those Freddies out there that may have a few extra pounds their still getting rid of. To avoid the normal stigma attached to elastic-waisted suits, get this pair of trunks snug not matter what size you are.

Ralph Lauren 6′ Molokai Floral Trunk

These things are sick. Perfect for a European vacation or a trip to your favorite stretch of sand, this pair of trunks are just plain beautiful. Ralph nailed the Caribbean Hawaiian vibe with the laid back style while the colors and pattern are beyond impressive.

Volcom Scalloped Fade Boardshort

Similar in shape but a few inches longer than the Quiksilver model, this pair from Volcom also taps into that 80’s retro vibe. To let you know, the trunk also comes in an orange and yellow version that is great for the a paler complexion. If you haven’t caught on by now, a lighter color suit makes a lighter complexion come off with a bit less contrast.

So here we have shown you a few of the coolest pairs of trunks for this summer. As you may have noticed, classics rule this summer as they really have every summer. So grab yourself a pair and hit the beach, because summer only comes once a year.